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Chat GlossaryNot Sure what your kids are saying? These are the most commonly used ‘chat’ terms used during Instant Messenger Conversations. To navigate please click on th letter of the alphabet to jump to that section.
A-OLs Administrators On-Line. Administrators who police on-line services. AAMOF As A Matter Of Fact ABT About ADN Any Day Now AFAIC As Far As I'm Concerned. AFAIK As Far As I Know AFAIR As Far As I Remember AFJ April Fool’s Joke AFK Away From the Keyboard AISI As I See It. ALOL Actual laugh out loud ANFAWFOS And Now For A Word From Our Sponsor. ANFSCD And Now For Something Completely Different … ANX Thanks AOAS All of a sudden AS Another Subject. ASAP As Soon As Possible ASL Age, sex.location ATM At the moment ATSL Along The Same Line. ATW At the weekend AWC After While, Crocodile AWGTHTGTATA Are We Going To Have To Go Through All This Again?. AWGTHTGTWTA? Are We Going To Have To Go Through With This Again? AYOR At Your Own Risk.
B4N Bye For Now BAIBAI Bye Bye BAK Back At Keyboard BBB Bye Bye Baby BBFN Bye Bye For Now BBIAB Be Back In A Bit. BBIAF Be Back In A Few (minutes) BBL Be Back Later BBR Burnt Beyond Repair. BBS Be Back soon B/C Because BCNU Be seein’ you BEG Big Evil Grin. BF Boy Friend. BFF Best Friends Forever BFFAE Best friends forever and ever BFN Bye For Now. BKA Best known as BL Buddy List BION Believe it or not. BOT Back On Topic. BOUT About BRB Be Right Back BRS Big Red Switch. BTA But Then Again BTAIM Be That As It May. BTHOM Beats The Hell Outta Me. BTOBD Be There Or Be Dead. BTW By The Way BWL Bursting With Laughter. BWQ Buzz Word Quotient. BYCA Before your came along BYE? "Are you ready to say goodbye?" BYKT But You Knew That BYOB Bring Your Own Bottle BYOM Bring Your Own Mac BZ Busy
C&G Chuckle and Grin. CADET Can't Add, Doesn't Even Try. CID Crying In Disgrace. CONV Conversation CM Call Me CMIIW Correct Me If I’m Wrong CMM Changed my mind CR Chat room CSG Chuckle, Snicker, Grin. CTP Cutie Pie CU See You CU2 See You, Too. CUL See you later CUL8R See You Later CULA See You Later, Alligator CUIAL See you in another life CUTTL Crawling under table laughing CWYL Chat With You Later. CYA See You or Cover Your Ass. CYAL8R See You All Later CYL See you later CYM Change your mind CUZ Because
DAT That DIFF Different DIIK Damned If I Know. DIKU? Do I Know You? DINT Didn’t DIY Do It Yourself DIZ This DK Don’t Know DLTBBB Don't Let The Bed Bugs Bite. DTRT Do The Right Thing DUNNO Don’t know DUZ Does DUZNT Doesn’t DWIMC Do What I Mean, Correctly. DWIMNWIS Do What I Mean, Not What I Say
ENUFF Enough ER1 Everyone ESAD Eat Sh** And Die EVERY1 Everyone EVRY Every EZ Easy
FANKS Thanks FC Fingers Crossed FCFS First Come, First Served FISH First In, Still Here. FITB Fill In The Blank FOAD F*** off and die FOAF Friend Of A Friend FOMC Fell off my chair FOMCLOL Fell off my chair laughing out loud FS For Sale FTASB Faster Than A Speeding Bullet. FTF Face to Face. FTL Faster Than Light. FU Follow up or fouled Up FUBAR Fouled Up Beyond All Repair FUBBFouled Up Beyond Belief. FUD Fear, Uncertainty and Doubt FURTB Full Up Ready To Burst - describing hard drive. FWIW For What It’s Worth FX Effects FYA For Your Amusement FYEO For your eyes only FYI For Your Information
G2G Got to Go G2GP Got to go pee GA Go Ahead GAL Get A Life GB God Bless GD&R Grinning, Ducking and Running GD&RF Grinning, Ducking, and Running Fast. GD&WVVFGrinning, Ducking, and Walking Very, Very Fast GDW Grin, Duck and Weave. GF Girl Friend. GFAK Go fly a kite GFN Gone For Now. GFR Grim File Reaper. GG Good Game GIAUG Give it all you’ve got GIAYG Give it all you’ve got GIMMEGive me GIWIST Gee, I Wish I’d Said That GLGH Good Luck and Good Hunting. GJ Great or Good job GJP Great or Good job partner GL Good Luck GM Good Morning GMTA Great Minds Think Alike GN Good Night GO2 Go to GOIN Going GONNA Going to GOTCHA Got you GOSTAGot you GOWI Get On With It GR8 Great GTAW Go take a walk GTSY Great To See You.
HAFTA Have to H&K Hugs and Kisses. HAK Hugs And Kisses HAP Happy HB Hurry Back HF Have Fun HHIS Hanging Head In Shame. HHO 1/2 K Ha, Ha, Only Half Kidding. HHOJ Ha Ha Only Joking HHOK Ha Ha Only Kidding HHOS Ha Ha Only Serious HHTYAY Happy Holidays to You and Yours HIRT Hold it right there HMWRK Homework H/O Hold or Hang on HOS Husband over shoulder HOYEW Hanging On Your Every Word HSIKHow Should I Know HTGELB Have to go eat lunch, bye! HTH Hope That Helps! HUD How are you doing? HW Homework
IANAL I Am Not A Lawyer (but ) a disclaimer which is usually followed by a legal opinion IAW In Accordance With IBTD I Beg To Differ IBYP I beg your pardon IC I See ICRO I’m coming right over ID I’d IDK I don’t know IGTG I got to go IIABDFI If It Ain't Broke, Don't Fix It. IIRC If I Remember Correctly IIWM If It Were Me . . . (or) If It Were Mine . . . . IJWTK I Just Want To Know IJWTS I Just Want To Say IKWUM I Know What You Mean IM Instant Messenger IMA I Might Add IMAO In My Arrogant Opinion IMCO In My Considered Opinion IME In My Experience IMHO In My Humble Opinion IMNSHO In My Not So Humble Opinion IMO In My Opinion IMPOV In My Point Of View INO I know INPO In No Particular Order IOWIn Other Words IRL In Real Life ISS I’m So Sure ISSYGTI I’m So Sure You Get The Idea! ISWIM If (you) See What I Mean ITFA In The Final Analysis. ITSFWI If The Shoe Fits, Wear It ITZ It’s or its IWALU I Will Always Love You. IWBNI It Would Be Nice If IYFEG Insert Your Favorite Ethnic Group (for ethnic jokes) IYSS If you say so IYSWIM If You See What I Mean
J2LUN Just to let you know J2LYN Just to let you know J2LUK Just to let you know JAM Just A Minute JAS Just A Second JC Just chillin’ JIC Just In Case JJ Just joking J/K Just joking JK Just kidding JLT Just like that JM Just messing JMO Just My Opinion JSNM Just Stark Naked Magic JTLYK Just To Let You Know J/W Just wondering
k Okay KEWL! Cool! KHYF Know How You Feel. KINDA Kind of KIBO Knowledge In, Bullshit Out KISS Keep It Simple, Stupid. KIT Keep In Touch. KMA Kiss My Ass KOOL Cool KOTC Kiss on the cheek KWIM Know What I Mean? KYFCKeep Your Fingers Crossed
L Laugh L2s Laughing to oneself L8 Late L8R Later LABATYD Life's A Bitch And Then You Die LAB&TYD Life's A Bitch And Then You Die LEMME Let Me LIL Let it Last LJBF Let’s Just Be Friends LKIT Like It LLTA Lots and Lots of Thunderous (or Thundering) Applause LM Love Me LMA Leave me alone LMAO Laughing My Ass Off LMI Let me in LMHO Laughing My Head Off LMK Let Me Know LNS Laughing Non Stop LOL Laughing Out Loud LSHIH Laughing so hard it hurts LSHMBA Laughing So Hard My Belly Aches LSHMBH Laughing So Hard My Belly Hurts LST Let’s save time LTC Long time coming LTHTT Laughing Too Hard To Type LTNS Long Time No See LTNT Long Time, No Type. LTS Laughing to Self LUV Love LUV YA Love You LUWAMH Love You With All My Heart. LY Love You LYLAB Love you like a brother LYLAS Love you like a sister
M AM M8 Mate M4I Mad for it MBN Must be Nice ME2 Me too MIA Missing in action MIN Minute MOF Matter Of Fact MORF Male or female? MOTAS Member Of The Appropriate Sex MOTD Message of the day MOTOS Member Of The Opposite Sex MOTSS Member Of The Same Sex MSG Message MTG Meeting MTF more to follow MTFBWY May The Force Be With You. MYOB Mind Your Own Business MYS Miss you so
N In or and N1! Nice One! N2N Nice to know N2M Not too much N2U Next to you NAVYNever Again Volunteer Yourself. NBD No Big Deal NDBWY Nice doing business with you NE1 Anyone NEHOW vAnyhow NETHING Anything NEWAY Anyway NFW No F***in' Way!. NHOH Never Heard Of Him/Her NHOT Never heard of that NIH Not Invented Here. NIMBY Not In My Back Yard. NINONothing In, Nothing Out N/M Not much NM Never mind NO1 No one NOYB None Of Your Business. NP No Problem N/P No problem NQA No Questions Asked. NTIM Not That It Matters NT2NITE Not tonight NTIMM Not That It Matters Much. NTW Not To Worry. NTYMI Now That You Mention It NUTN Nothing NV Envy NVM Never Mind NW Network
O2U Over to you OATUS On A Totally Unrelated Subject. OAUS On An Unrelated Subject. OBO Or Best Offer OBTW Oh, By The Way OIC Oh, I See OMG Oh my gosh or God! OMIGOSH Oh my gosh or god! ONNA Oh No, Not Again ONNTA Oh No, Not This Again OO Over and Out OOB Out of body OOM Out of mind OOO Out of order OTF On the Floor (laughing) OTFL On the Floor Laughing OTL Out To Lunch. OTOH On The Other Hand OTOOH On The Other, Other Hand. OTT Over The Top; too much OTTH On The Third Hand. OTTOMH Off The Top Of My Head. OWTTE Or Words To That Effect
PABG Packing a Big Gun PAW Parents are watching PCM Please call me PDS Please Don't Shout PFM Please forgive me PLMK Please let me know PLS Please PLZ Please PMBI Pardon My Butting In. PMF Pardon My French or Pure Freaking Magic. PMFBI Pardon Me for Butting In PMFJI Pardon Me for Jumping In PMIGBOM Put Mind In Gear, Before Opening Mouth. PMJI Pardon My Jumping In PMP Pee my pants PNCAH Please, No Cursing Allowed Here POS Parents over shoulder POSSLQ Person Of Opposite Sex Sharing Living Quarters PPL People PPR Paper PTMM Please Tell Me More
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R Are R U THERE? Are you there? RAEBNC Read and Enjoyed, But No Comment RBAY Right back at you RE Hello again; re-greet or In regard to REHI Hi again RHIP Rank Has Its Privileges. RL Real Life RLCO Real Life Conference RM Room RNT Aren’t ROFL Rolling On Floor Laughing. ROFLASTC Rolling On Floor Laughing And Scaring The Cat. ROFLGO Rolling On Floor Laughing Guts Out. ROFLMAO Roll On Floor Laughing My Arse Off. ROTF Rolling On the Floor ROTFL Rolling On the Floor Laughing ROTFLAHMS Rolling On the Floor Laughing And Holding My Sides. ROTFLOL Rolling On the Floor Laughing Out Loud RRQ Return Receipt Request. RSN Real Soon Now RSVP Respondez S'il Vous Plait RTBM Read the Bloody Manual RTFAQ Read the Frequently Asked Questions RTFF Read The Freaking FAQ. RTFM Read the Freaking Manual RTM Read the Manual RTWFQ Read the Whole F***in’ Question RU Are you? RYFM Read Your Friendly Manual RYS Read Your Screen.
S Smile S2PID Stupid SAPFU Surpassing All Previous Foul Ups. SCNR Sorry, Could Not Resist SDS Sweet Dreams SEC Wait a second SETE Smiling Ear To Ear SFLA Stupid Four Letter Acronym SICS Sitting In Chair Snickering SIT Stay in touch SK8ING Skating SLM See Last Mail SMH Shaking my head SMHOF Set my heart on fire SMOP Small Matter of Programming SN Screen name SNAFU Situation Normal: All Fouled Up SO Significant Other SOL SH** Out Of Luck SOME1 Someone SORTA Sort of SOS Same Old Stuff or Help! SOW Speaking Of Which SPOZ Suppose SPOZ2Supposed to SPOZ2B Supposed to be SRY Sorry SS So Sorry STR8 Straight STWScared to watch SU Shut Up SU4M Stand Up for me SUL See you later SUP What’s Up SUFID Screwing Up Face In Disgust SWIM See What I Mean? SWALK Sealed with a loving kiss SWG Scientific Wild Guess SWL Screaming With Laughter SWMBO She who must be obeyed SYAH Sending you a hug SYAK Sending you a kiss SYS See You Soon
T2G Time to Go T2GX3 Time to go,go,go TA To TAF That's All, folks!. TAFN That’s All for Now TANJ There Ain’t No Justice TANSTAAFL There Ain’t No Such Thing as a Free Lunch TARFU Things Are Really Fouled Up TAW Take a walk TBYB Try Before You Buy. TDM Too Darn Many TC Take Care TFS Three Finger Salute TFTHAOT Thanks For The Help Ahead Of Time. TFTT Thanks for The Thought. TGAL Think Globally, Act Locally. THX Thanks TIA Thanks in Advance TIC Tongue in Cheek TIFN That’s it for now TINWIS That Is Not What I Said. TNSTAAFL There's No Such Thing As A Free Lunch. TNTL Trying Not To Laugh TNX Thanks TNXE6 Thanks A Million ("E6" means 10 to the 6th power = a million) TOBAL There ought to be a Law. TOBG This ought to be good. TOY Thinking Of You TPTB The Powers That Be TRDMC Tears Running Down My Cheeks TSR Totally Stupid Rules TTBOMK To The Best Of My Knowledge TT4N Ta Ta for now TTFN Ta Ta For Now TTKSF Trying To Keep a Straight Face TTUL Talk To You Later. TTYAWFN Talk To You A While From Now. TTYL Talk To You Later TTYT Talk To You Tomorrow TULE Took you long enough TUVM Thank you very much TYCLO Turn Your CAPS LOCK Off (Quit Shouting) TWB4U That was before you TY Thank you TYVM Thank You Very Much TYVM Thank you very much
U You U4IT Up for it U4ME You for Me UAD You always do UAN Up all night U’D You’d ULL You’ll UMI You made it UNO you know UR Your or you’re URGR8 You are great URLI You’re losing it URS Yours URSELF yourself URVW You’re very welcome UOK Are You OK?
VFM Value for Money VK Virtual Kiss VS Virtual Sex VVE Very Very Easy VVH Very Very Hard
W8 Wait W4M Works for Me W/ With W/E Whatever or weekend W/O Without WADUP What’s Up? WANNA Want to WASS^ What’s Up? WASSUP What’s Up? WAEF When All Else Fails. WB Welcome Back WCUL Will catch you later WDP Well done partner WDYMBT What Do You Mean By That?. WDYT What Do You Think? WEG Wicked evil grin WHATZ What’s WIBNI Wouldn’t It Be Nice If WLDNE Well Done WMMOWS Wash My Mouth Out With Soap WNWU What’s new with you WNOHGB Where No One Has Gone Before. WOA Work Of Art WOS Wife over shoulder WOTAM Waste Of Time And Money. WRT With Regard To, or With Respect To WRU Who are you? WT Without Thinking. WTB Want To Buy WTF What The F***? WTG Way To Go! WTGP Want To Go Private? WTH What the hell? WTRDOIN What are you doing? WTTM Without Thinking Too Much WUTEVA Whatever WUZ Was WYGISWYPF What You Get Is What You Pay For
XOXOXO Kisses and hugs XCUZ Excuse XLNT Excellent XMA Kiss my A*** XME Kiss Me XQZ Excuse
Y Why? Y/O Years old YA You YABA Yet Another Bloody Acronym YANNO You Know? YAOTM Yet Another Off-Topic Message. YEP Yes YGLT You're Gonna Love This YGTI You Get The Idea? YGWYPF You Get What You Pay For YIU Yes, I Understand YIWGP Yes, I Will Go Private YR Year YRS Years YUP Yes YVW You’re very welcome YW You’re Welcome
ZZZZ Sleeping or I’m bored/tired Chat GlossaryNot Sure what your kids are saying? These are the most commonly used ‘chat’ terms used during Instant Messenger Conversations. To navigate please click on th letter of the alphabet to jump to that section.
A-OLs Administrators On-Line. Administrators who police on-line services. AAMOF As A Matter Of Fact ABT About ADN Any Day Now AFAIC As Far As I'm Concerned. AFAIK As Far As I Know AFAIR As Far As I Remember AFJ April Fool’s Joke AFK Away From the Keyboard AISI As I See It. ALOL Actual laugh out loud ANFAWFOS And Now For A Word From Our Sponsor. ANFSCD And Now For Something Completely Different … ANX Thanks AOAS All of a sudden AS Another Subject. ASAP As Soon As Possible ASL Age, sex.location ATM At the moment ATSL Along The Same Line. ATW At the weekend AWC After While, Crocodile AWGTHTGTATA Are We Going To Have To Go Through All This Again?. AWGTHTGTWTA? Are We Going To Have To Go Through With This Again? AYOR At Your Own Risk.
B4N Bye For Now BAIBAI Bye Bye BAK Back At Keyboard BBB Bye Bye Baby BBFN Bye Bye For Now BBIAB Be Back In A Bit. BBIAF Be Back In A Few (minutes) BBL Be Back Later BBR Burnt Beyond Repair. BBS Be Back soon B/C Because BCNU Be seein’ you BEG Big Evil Grin. BF Boy Friend. BFF Best Friends Forever BFFAE Best friends forever and ever BFN Bye For Now. BKA Best known as BL Buddy List BION Believe it or not. BOT Back On Topic. BOUT About BRB Be Right Back BRS Big Red Switch. BTA But Then Again BTAIM Be That As It May. BTHOM Beats The Hell Outta Me. BTOBD Be There Or Be Dead. BTW By The Way BWL Bursting With Laughter. BWQ Buzz Word Quotient. BYCA Before your came along BYE? "Are you ready to say goodbye?" BYKT But You Knew That BYOB Bring Your Own Bottle BYOM Bring Your Own Mac BZ Busy
C&G Chuckle and Grin. CADET Can't Add, Doesn't Even Try. CID Crying In Disgrace. CONV Conversation CM Call Me CMIIW Correct Me If I’m Wrong CMM Changed my mind CR Chat room CSG Chuckle, Snicker, Grin. CTP Cutie Pie CU See You CU2 See You, Too. CUL See you later CUL8R See You Later CULA See You Later, Alligator CUIAL See you in another life CUTTL Crawling under table laughing CWYL Chat With You Later. CYA See You or Cover Your Ass. CYAL8R See You All Later CYL See you later CYM Change your mind CUZ Because
DAT That DIFF Different DIIK Damned If I Know. DIKU? Do I Know You? DINT Didn’t DIY Do It Yourself DIZ This DK Don’t Know DLTBBB Don't Let The Bed Bugs Bite. DTRT Do The Right Thing DUNNO Don’t know DUZ Does DUZNT Doesn’t DWIMC Do What I Mean, Correctly. DWIMNWIS Do What I Mean, Not What I Say
ENUFF Enough ER1 Everyone ESAD Eat Sh** And Die EVERY1 Everyone EVRY Every EZ Easy
FANKS Thanks FC Fingers Crossed FCFS First Come, First Served FISH First In, Still Here. FITB Fill In The Blank FOAD F*** off and die FOAF Friend Of A Friend FOMC Fell off my chair FOMCLOL Fell off my chair laughing out loud FS For Sale FTASB Faster Than A Speeding Bullet. FTF Face to Face. FTL Faster Than Light. FU Follow up or fouled Up FUBAR Fouled Up Beyond All Repair FUBBFouled Up Beyond Belief. FUD Fear, Uncertainty and Doubt FURTB Full Up Ready To Burst - describing hard drive. FWIW For What It’s Worth FX Effects FYA For Your Amusement FYEO For your eyes only FYI For Your Information
G2G Got to Go G2GP Got to go pee GA Go Ahead GAL Get A Life GB God Bless GD&R Grinning, Ducking and Running GD&RF Grinning, Ducking, and Running Fast. GD&WVVFGrinning, Ducking, and Walking Very, Very Fast GDW Grin, Duck and Weave. GF Girl Friend. GFAK Go fly a kite GFN Gone For Now. GFR Grim File Reaper. GG Good Game GIAUG Give it all you’ve got GIAYG Give it all you’ve got GIMMEGive me GIWIST Gee, I Wish I’d Said That GLGH Good Luck and Good Hunting. GJ Great or Good job GJP Great or Good job partner GL Good Luck GM Good Morning GMTA Great Minds Think Alike GN Good Night GO2 Go to GOIN Going GONNA Going to GOTCHA Got you GOSTAGot you GOWI Get On With It GR8 Great GTAW Go take a walk GTSY Great To See You.
HAFTA Have to H&K Hugs and Kisses. HAK Hugs And Kisses HAP Happy HB Hurry Back HF Have Fun HHIS Hanging Head In Shame. HHO 1/2 K Ha, Ha, Only Half Kidding. HHOJ Ha Ha Only Joking HHOK Ha Ha Only Kidding HHOS Ha Ha Only Serious HHTYAY Happy Holidays to You and Yours HIRT Hold it right there HMWRK Homework H/O Hold or Hang on HOS Husband over shoulder HOYEW Hanging On Your Every Word HSIKHow Should I Know HTGELB Have to go eat lunch, bye! HTH Hope That Helps! HUD How are you doing? HW Homework
IANAL I Am Not A Lawyer (but ) a disclaimer which is usually followed by a legal opinion IAW In Accordance With IBTD I Beg To Differ IBYP I beg your pardon IC I See ICRO I’m coming right over ID I’d IDK I don’t know IGTG I got to go IIABDFI If It Ain't Broke, Don't Fix It. IIRC If I Remember Correctly IIWM If It Were Me . . . (or) If It Were Mine . . . . IJWTK I Just Want To Know IJWTS I Just Want To Say IKWUM I Know What You Mean IM Instant Messenger IMA I Might Add IMAO In My Arrogant Opinion IMCO In My Considered Opinion IME In My Experience IMHO In My Humble Opinion IMNSHO In My Not So Humble Opinion IMO In My Opinion IMPOV In My Point Of View INO I know INPO In No Particular Order IOWIn Other Words IRL In Real Life ISS I’m So Sure ISSYGTI I’m So Sure You Get The Idea! ISWIM If (you) See What I Mean ITFA In The Final Analysis. ITSFWI If The Shoe Fits, Wear It ITZ It’s or its IWALU I Will Always Love You. IWBNI It Would Be Nice If IYFEG Insert Your Favorite Ethnic Group (for ethnic jokes) IYSS If you say so IYSWIM If You See What I Mean
J2LUN Just to let you know J2LYN Just to let you know J2LUK Just to let you know JAM Just A Minute JAS Just A Second JC Just chillin’ JIC Just In Case JJ Just joking J/K Just joking JK Just kidding JLT Just like that JM Just messing JMO Just My Opinion JSNM Just Stark Naked Magic JTLYK Just To Let You Know J/W Just wondering
k Okay KEWL! Cool! KHYF Know How You Feel. KINDA Kind of KIBO Knowledge In, Bullshit Out KISS Keep It Simple, Stupid. KIT Keep In Touch. KMA Kiss My Ass KOOL Cool KOTC Kiss on the cheek KWIM Know What I Mean? KYFCKeep Your Fingers Crossed
L Laugh L2s Laughing to oneself L8 Late L8R Later LABATYD Life's A Bitch And Then You Die LAB&TYD Life's A Bitch And Then You Die LEMME Let Me LIL Let it Last LJBF Let’s Just Be Friends LKIT Like It LLTA Lots and Lots of Thunderous (or Thundering) Applause LM Love Me LMA Leave me alone LMAO Laughing My Ass Off LMI Let me in LMHO Laughing My Head Off LMK Let Me Know LNS Laughing Non Stop LOL Laughing Out Loud LSHIH Laughing so hard it hurts LSHMBA Laughing So Hard My Belly Aches LSHMBH Laughing So Hard My Belly Hurts LST Let’s save time LTC Long time coming LTHTT Laughing Too Hard To Type LTNS Long Time No See LTNT Long Time, No Type. LTS Laughing to Self LUV Love LUV YA Love You LUWAMH Love You With All My Heart. LY Love You LYLAB Love you like a brother LYLAS Love you like a sister
M AM M8 Mate M4I Mad for it MBN Must be Nice ME2 Me too MIA Missing in action MIN Minute MOF Matter Of Fact MORF Male or female? MOTAS Member Of The Appropriate Sex MOTD Message of the day MOTOS Member Of The Opposite Sex MOTSS Member Of The Same Sex MSG Message MTG Meeting MTF more to follow MTFBWY May The Force Be With You. MYOB Mind Your Own Business MYS Miss you so
N In or and N1! Nice One! N2N Nice to know N2M Not too much N2U Next to you NAVYNever Again Volunteer Yourself. NBD No Big Deal NDBWY Nice doing business with you NE1 Anyone NEHOW vAnyhow NETHING Anything NEWAY Anyway NFW No F***in' Way!. NHOH Never Heard Of Him/Her NHOT Never heard of that NIH Not Invented Here. NIMBY Not In My Back Yard. NINONothing In, Nothing Out N/M Not much NM Never mind NO1 No one NOYB None Of Your Business. NP No Problem N/P No problem NQA No Questions Asked. NTIM Not That It Matters NT2NITE Not tonight NTIMM Not That It Matters Much. NTW Not To Worry. NTYMI Now That You Mention It NUTN Nothing NV Envy NVM Never Mind NW Network
O2U Over to you OATUS On A Totally Unrelated Subject. OAUS On An Unrelated Subject. OBO Or Best Offer OBTW Oh, By The Way OIC Oh, I See OMG Oh my gosh or God! OMIGOSH Oh my gosh or god! ONNA Oh No, Not Again ONNTA Oh No, Not This Again OO Over and Out OOB Out of body OOM Out of mind OOO Out of order OTF On the Floor (laughing) OTFL On the Floor Laughing OTL Out To Lunch. OTOH On The Other Hand OTOOH On The Other, Other Hand. OTT Over The Top; too much OTTH On The Third Hand. OTTOMH Off The Top Of My Head. OWTTE Or Words To That Effect
PABG Packing a Big Gun PAW Parents are watching PCM Please call me PDS Please Don't Shout PFM Please forgive me PLMK Please let me know PLS Please PLZ Please PMBI Pardon My Butting In. PMF Pardon My French or Pure Freaking Magic. PMFBI Pardon Me for Butting In PMFJI Pardon Me for Jumping In PMIGBOM Put Mind In Gear, Before Opening Mouth. PMJI Pardon My Jumping In PMP Pee my pants PNCAH Please, No Cursing Allowed Here POS Parents over shoulder POSSLQ Person Of Opposite Sex Sharing Living Quarters PPL People PPR Paper PTMM Please Tell Me More
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R Are R U THERE? Are you there? RAEBNC Read and Enjoyed, But No Comment RBAY Right back at you RE Hello again; re-greet or In regard to REHI Hi again RHIP Rank Has Its Privileges. RL Real Life RLCO Real Life Conference RM Room RNT Aren’t ROFL Rolling On Floor Laughing. ROFLASTC Rolling On Floor Laughing And Scaring The Cat. ROFLGO Rolling On Floor Laughing Guts Out. ROFLMAO Roll On Floor Laughing My Arse Off. ROTF Rolling On the Floor ROTFL Rolling On the Floor Laughing ROTFLAHMS Rolling On the Floor Laughing And Holding My Sides. ROTFLOL Rolling On the Floor Laughing Out Loud RRQ Return Receipt Request. RSN Real Soon Now RSVP Respondez S'il Vous Plait RTBM Read the Bloody Manual RTFAQ Read the Frequently Asked Questions RTFF Read The Freaking FAQ. RTFM Read the Freaking Manual RTM Read the Manual RTWFQ Read the Whole F***in’ Question RU Are you? RYFM Read Your Friendly Manual RYS Read Your Screen.
S Smile S2PID Stupid SAPFU Surpassing All Previous Foul Ups. SCNR Sorry, Could Not Resist SDS Sweet Dreams SEC Wait a second SETE Smiling Ear To Ear SFLA Stupid Four Letter Acronym SICS Sitting In Chair Snickering SIT Stay in touch SK8ING Skating SLM See Last Mail SMH Shaking my head SMHOF Set my heart on fire SMOP Small Matter of Programming SN Screen name SNAFU Situation Normal: All Fouled Up SO Significant Other SOL SH** Out Of Luck SOME1 Someone SORTA Sort of SOS Same Old Stuff or Help! SOW Speaking Of Which SPOZ Suppose SPOZ2Supposed to SPOZ2B Supposed to be SRY Sorry SS So Sorry STR8 Straight STWScared to watch SU Shut Up SU4M Stand Up for me SUL See you later SUP What’s Up SUFID Screwing Up Face In Disgust SWIM See What I Mean? SWALK Sealed with a loving kiss SWG Scientific Wild Guess SWL Screaming With Laughter SWMBO She who must be obeyed SYAH Sending you a hug SYAK Sending you a kiss SYS See You Soon
T2G Time to Go T2GX3 Time to go,go,go TA To TAF That's All, folks!. TAFN That’s All for Now TANJ There Ain’t No Justice TANSTAAFL There Ain’t No Such Thing as a Free Lunch TARFU Things Are Really Fouled Up TAW Take a walk TBYB Try Before You Buy. TDM Too Darn Many TC Take Care TFS Three Finger Salute TFTHAOT Thanks For The Help Ahead Of Time. TFTT Thanks for The Thought. TGAL Think Globally, Act Locally. THX Thanks TIA Thanks in Advance TIC Tongue in Cheek TIFN That’s it for now TINWIS That Is Not What I Said. TNSTAAFL There's No Such Thing As A Free Lunch. TNTL Trying Not To Laugh TNX Thanks TNXE6 Thanks A Million ("E6" means 10 to the 6th power = a million) TOBAL There ought to be a Law. TOBG This ought to be good. TOY Thinking Of You TPTB The Powers That Be TRDMC Tears Running Down My Cheeks TSR Totally Stupid Rules TTBOMK To The Best Of My Knowledge TT4N Ta Ta for now TTFN Ta Ta For Now TTKSF Trying To Keep a Straight Face TTUL Talk To You Later. TTYAWFN Talk To You A While From Now. TTYL Talk To You Later TTYT Talk To You Tomorrow TULE Took you long enough TUVM Thank you very much TYCLO Turn Your CAPS LOCK Off (Quit Shouting) TWB4U That was before you TY Thank you TYVM Thank You Very Much TYVM Thank you very much
U You U4IT Up for it U4ME You for Me UAD You always do UAN Up all night U’D You’d ULL You’ll UMI You made it UNO you know UR Your or you’re URGR8 You are great URLI You’re losing it URS Yours URSELF yourself URVW You’re very welcome UOK Are You OK?
VFM Value for Money VK Virtual Kiss VS Virtual Sex VVE Very Very Easy VVH Very Very Hard
W8 Wait W4M Works for Me W/ With W/E Whatever or weekend W/O Without WADUP What’s Up? WANNA Want to WASS^ What’s Up? WASSUP What’s Up? WAEF When All Else Fails. WB Welcome Back WCUL Will catch you later WDP Well done partner WDYMBT What Do You Mean By That?. WDYT What Do You Think? WEG Wicked evil grin WHATZ What’s WIBNI Wouldn’t It Be Nice If WLDNE Well Done WMMOWS Wash My Mouth Out With Soap WNWU What’s new with you WNOHGB Where No One Has Gone Before. WOA Work Of Art WOS Wife over shoulder WOTAM Waste Of Time And Money. WRT With Regard To, or With Respect To WRU Who are you? WT Without Thinking. WTB Want To Buy WTF What The F***? WTG Way To Go! WTGP Want To Go Private? WTH What the hell? WTRDOIN What are you doing? WTTM Without Thinking Too Much WUTEVA Whatever WUZ Was WYGISWYPF What You Get Is What You Pay For
XOXOXO Kisses and hugs XCUZ Excuse XLNT Excellent XMA Kiss my A*** XME Kiss Me XQZ Excuse
Y Why? Y/O Years old YA You YABA Yet Another Bloody Acronym YANNO You Know? YAOTM Yet Another Off-Topic Message. YEP Yes YGLT You're Gonna Love This YGTI You Get The Idea? YGWYPF You Get What You Pay For YIU Yes, I Understand YIWGP Yes, I Will Go Private YR Year YRS Years YUP Yes YVW You’re very welcome YW You’re Welcome
ZZZZ Sleeping or I’m bored/tired
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